“We really are upset that we’ve accepted his nomination, and I wish this tragic continuance of the rise of fascism within our systems of political power could have been prevented in some way. To honor my disgust with my vote to accept the nomination, I’ll be making a face where I avoid eye contact, frown and puff my…

Do the richies want guillotines and a Reign of Terror? Because this is how you get guillotines and a Reign of Terror.

I would watch the new Top Gun if it was about Kelly McGillis dumping Maverick for Jennifer Connelly. (Although credit where credit is due, Jennifer Connelly is at least more age appropriate than Cruise's costars normally are.)

I just read through the pending comments... woah some of you guys really have a ton of hate in your fucking hearts! What is up!? She is 16. If you are here posting about her hairline, you are like 20 Jez posts too late.

I tell you what, I sure do hate Donald Trump. That’s all there even is to say anymore. You can list all the reasons why he is the absolute scum of scum, but everyone who already knows already knows, and everyone who doesn’t wouldn’t listen in a million years. But I sure do hate him.

“My nieces and nephews are people of color. Not many people know that. You know that, Mr. Chairman,” Meadows said in the meeting. He continued to address Cummings: “You and I have a relationship that’s not based on color.”

I mean, Baltimore is part of America, so Trump is criticizing America. And if Trump hates America so much, well, he can just leave.

So, when is the DCCC going to hire a former republican politician to run it to show that the Dems are willing to reach across the aisle?

Al Sharpton? Are we done with the notion that this is the motivated by some broad, cunning strategy for 2020 or to distract from something or whatever nth-dimensional chess, and can we just agree that the president is a pathetic, petty confused old racist who is incapable of putting together two straight coherent…

If you don't want to repeal the 2nd Amendment, that means you are OK with this. REPEAL THE SECOND AMENDMENT.

And I mean this most sincerely…

One of the Wright brothers, of course.

Racist or not, it's unconscionable for a US president to speak of one of his own cities in this way. It's despicable and unacceptable.

Hey, I think we’ve discovered a whole new marketing niche, here... Thanks Obama branded menopause care products...

I’m sure the dog walker went through extensive training before downloading the app and becoming a professional dog walker/taxi driver/food deliverer/home health care provider/construction contractor.

My goddddddddddddddddd he is such a dick.

This guy continues to impress me.  

This is the first time going full caps lock feels appropriate. 

SOMEONE HELP ME MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD I DIED.