Cigars for all the bridesmaids?

<Brushes away a single tear of pride.>

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

It wasn’t loud enough or long enough…

I loathe both Pence AND Ivanka more than Trump. Trump is a revolting person, full stop, and I despise him.  But Pence and Ivanka are out there gift-wrapping Trump’s evil in a whisper-thin film of religious belief and bland Instagram positivity, respectively, and they both act like they’re supposed to get some kind of…

Pence: “he-he might— he might— he’d make an effort to speak out about it.”

I can answer the first question, because that’s one of mechanics and not policy.

take his gun away.

and offered to personally vouch for his bail

Unfortunately this prediction is probably going to turn out to be true...

See, all these idiots thought they transcended the color of their skin.

Totally agree!

He should be asked questions constantly. He should be asked over and over and over about why he views people of color as not deserving of being here, why he thinks he is above the law, why he wants to cage children, why he wants to end democracy, and so on.

also Sean Hannity: I was saying “Boo-urns”!

Wild how people who refuse to acknowledge the existence of nuance in anything else can all of a sudden find the nuanced explanation for how textbook racism is actually good.

This photo kills me. It’s like Quagmire found Beavis and Butthead in the flesh.

With her head tilted to one side and a perfect, sunny smile on her face.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Welp, I guess she won’t be speaking to the Palm Beach County GOP either. 

I like to think Noelle has now found herself a ballet-loving, pot-smoking, long-haired lover and they are very happy together.