I’ve been duolingoing the hell out of Russian for 6 days now so thanks for posting something I could sound out and feel all smart about.

I used to think I liked him but it turns out I just liked all the cute memes.

I do not understand the constant hyperbole. Everything has to be the best ever, the most ever, the only ever.  

And this, he’s just....not going to “bother to worry about”.  I could scream. 

I can finally add that sweet Showtime account to my Hulu!  All the sudden I’m like a fancy coastal elite with all this extra money they’re gonna save me!

Fair point. I was thinking of poor people things like any public assistance type programs where they make it harder and harder and make you jump through insane hoops. The same kind of person who thinks people who ask for change on the street are going home to mansions they paid for by fooling good hearted passers by, o…

I’ve said for a long time that I think a (if not the) major distinction between the right and left:

It doesn’t even have to be alliteration - Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Sleepy Joe, Low Energy Jeb(!), Tiny Marco, Crazy Bernie. If there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s making names that are boring, yet somehow really committing to them and getting them to stick.  

Ahhh I wondered about this. My in-laws are seriously morman but drink Dr Pepper and Diet Coke. Do you happen to know the reason for the specificity of the edict?

Was just coming here to post that he’s the son Trump wishes he had, instead of his 2 chinless brainless wonders.

My parents keep using this “oh but people in Canada have to wait so long to get into the doctor”. But before I was covered under the ACA I couldn’t get in to see a Dr. ever because I couldn’t afford it, soooooooo.....

I was thinking that - it’s like giving a toddler tv time so they’ll give you a moment of quiet.

FALSKE NYHEDER!!

I can’t stand anything they did after it, but August and Everything After is still one of my all time favorites.

Even if it’s a blowout, there will he claims of fraud. Perhaps even more so. All the sudden I bet a lot of MAGA assholes will be really concerned with Russian interference. 

They both were pretty creepy, but Andrew McCarthy kept his on the DL while Emilio followed Andie(?) to her weekend away with her boyfriend and crashed it. And at least Andrew KNEW Ally Sheedy. Emilio only saw his chick once and went crazy.

I used to also, but think about it: 20% of $50 is $10. 30% of $50 is $15. If you can spend $60 to have someone groom you or feed you, you can pay $65, and that $5 will mean way more to them than to you. Not for the $ itself, but you’ll be the guy they remember for being super nice to them that day.

I can’t speak to the logical fallacy but my first thought is: if we send the rich to the guillotine, there’s gonna be a lot of sweet housing opening up, not to mention all the fun shit inside.

Not too long ago I was looking up all the animal group names, there are some really delightful ones. Embarrassment of Pandas, Bloat of Hippos, Crash of Rhinos...

I feel like you didn’t read my whole post?  I pretty clearly landed on “he’s a self serving piece of shit”.