I think Trump is not quite as thoughtless as a dog or toddler, but more like a little kid who thinks he’s clever and fooling people. Like once when my son was maybe 4 or 5, I surprised him and he quickly put his hand behind his back. I asked what was in his hand and he said “nothing I just like holding my hand like…

I only just now in my google searching found the Summer of Fear movie, I’m going to watch it as soon as I get the tv to myself. I also had no idea she did hotel for dogs!

I was CRAZY for Lois Duncan books and wish some movie maker would discover that treasure trove. They did a “Down a Dark Hall” that was decent-ish not too long ago  

Better to blame my hot flashes on Obama than aging, I guess. Thanks Obama.

I used to have a pretty solid “we’re all gonna die” attitude, like I think everyone does for the first part of their life. But I just turned 45 and the past couple years my mortality is really hitting home in a felt, believed in my gut way, and it’s terrifying.

Getting on the scale shouldn’t be a “woman’s worst nightmare” either. 

Coors light and Coors Banquet are taking over here

Until recently I worked at a dive that had tons of punk shows - our poor beer opening fingers would be raw from opening PBR cans on those nights. To be fair it’s the absolute cheapest beer, so if you’re a broke crusty punk kid what else are you gonna do.  

I am a server in America and I’m sure the difference is tipping. Lingerers cost me turnover which costs me money. If money wasn’t in the equation I would LOVE tables to hang out for a long time- it would be less frantic for me and probably more enjoyable and feel more like hostessing a party and less like throwing…

I don’t understand why the presence of a lawyer at Mueller’s side is so upsetting to Trump and that chick on Fox? Like I cannot figure out what it changes about the testimony at all.  Anybody got me on this?

I did not know this (bleachbit —-> acid washed) and I am just.... blown away by his idiocy? disheartened by his idiocy? amused by his idiocy? terrified by his idiocy? I dunno. All of those things I guess. Probably some more that I missed.

My cat once lost her shit at some birds on a Planet Earth or somesuch BBC show, it was pretty cute.  

I was referring to this girl in the article suggesting that it was the booth was to facilitate a takeover, and wondering how what weird and winding road she took to reach that conclusion.

The takeover thing is so weird. Like, I’m gonna try on a hijab at a booth for funsies, and then I’m a Muslim zombie? Or is the idea that when Islam comes to take over America I will tell everyone I know “no no it’s cool, I already wore a hijab once for 5 minutes and I for one welcome our new overlords”?

At first I thought, well people have Star Wars (and such) themed weddings, is this really that different? But it is! It just is different.

Exactly what I was thinking. It will be with a wink and the words “I’m supposed to”. 

My wake and bake days are getting way more frequent. I should stop reading the news over my coffee in the morning or I’ll never get sober.

I don’t know if you’re being funny but I’m not - this is already my favorite movie ever. I’m that girl who saw it every time it came through town for a good 10 year period.

My husband is eligible for italian citizenship, but it’s expensive and complicated and he thinks why bother because it’s not like we can just pick up and move anyway. But I’m dying to do it, because if we ever really need to leave here it would be awfully nice to have that in our back pocket ready to go.

Whoa whoa whoa a little civility please.