The “cheating on each other with each other” part is great and sexy and it’s easy to know exactly what he means and be happy for them. And then he just makes a hard turn to crass.

It’s gotta be someone pretty young I assume?  Like possibly hasn’t even had sex young?

Hey now, it’s not all bad news today. Trump isn’t allowed to block people on twitter anymore. It’s all gonna be fiiiiiiine, dude.

Sweet. Now I can forget about going to the dermatologist every 3 months and having various worrisome freckles removed. And I can fiiiiinally give up those crappy Pap smears, I mean sure I have had 2 bad ones that ended up slicing pre cancerous cells off my cervix but I’m sure they won’t come back. Asthma? Sucks to…

I’m getting baby crazy for grandkids but then I think the exact same thing and I am not really sure my kids should have kids after all.

Also the comment about their “behavior” - somehow that word, in this context, [this time of year, located entirely in my kitchen], sounds so patronizing, like he really wants to call them “uppity”.

I know there are people who think saying “fine then go ahead and do it” will shock the person out of it (I know this because I found out, much after the fact, that my piece of shit ex said exactly that to my HIGH SCHOOL AGE son, thank god nothing actually happened)

Yeah - I realized, much later after posting, that I had been saying that almost since he was elected, but it actually stopped being funny quite a while ago.

I keep saying - if we get through this relatively unscathed, then it will all be hilarious. 

AND not address the fact that he needs a teleprompter to remember that we didn’t have airplanes during the revolutionary war. 

They’re sprouting like mushrooms in Phoenix. I call them gulags. 

Came here to say the same thing, but a guy on twitter said it better: he sounds like a 2nd grader telling you about the pillow fort he’s building

I’m still holding out hope for that Bryan Fuller Vampire Chronicles show I was promised. Then yes, he should do the Sandman.

The last episode doesn’t exist for me. I’ve already rewatched the series once and I’m sure I will again, but fuck that last episode. 

I remember when The Onion sold a T-shirt with a picture of Che Guevara wearing a T-shirt with the Che Guevara picture on it. 

Warren as senate majority leader - you just gave me such a boner (and I’m a girl). I like her so much but somehow I can’t get her squared in my head as President. But the most powerful spot in the senate/party (with President Harris)? Yes please.

I thought razors/clippers too

My son is in the navy over there, he’s due out in just over a month. I don’t want anybody’s kid to get hurt but right now all I can seem to care about is for things to stay stable until he gets home.

That actually is my preferred way to go - hopefully a big immediate everyone killer like the planet colliding with Earth in Melancholia. Even better if it hits my side of the world so I can watch it coming. 

I was in Italy a few weeks ago (brag!) and I saw SO MANY men kiss each other on the cheeks as a “hello”. I loved it, it just seemed so real and affectionate.