I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

die.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Of course you should, if you have a solid business model and contingency plans. The key is to not treat your employees like shit while claiming girl power and camaraderie. An employee that feels respected and valued will work harder and be more loyal. Remember that and you won’t end up like Sophia Amoruso and Sheree…

FUCK arbitration agreements. Companies who have them suck fat donkey dick. It’s how they fuck you over when they fire you.

DODAI.

I LOVE HER 😂

ACTUALLY it’s more like Bernie’s backyard, as he grew up there. She’s part of the gentrification wave ;)

“The bloodline must remain pure!”

This is like, European monarchs level of family dating fuckery.

Calm down there, Satan.

At a reception, someone said to me, “Wow, they said you were good!” and I said, “And they were right.” My former boss, an elected official, was horrified I responded that way and told me so.

I make tiny cosplay costumes and photograph cats in them.

Let me be the first to affirm that being the only one in no way diminishes your status as The Best at whatever it is you do; one could argue that it only adds to your distinguishment. That’s the beauty in it, see?

This is so fabulous. Well played, my good woman...

Love that she keeps it real and never once diminishes her own efforts to seem humble. She shouldn’t. She deserves her accolades and the awards coming her way.