This is a national tragedy. The actual killer received a life sentence. Kelly has made a tremendous difference in the lives of many others during her time in prison. No one wins here.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

My aunt’s Lab once destoyed my dad’s suitcase for a fuckton of chocolate brought back from Israel for my grandfather. Fortunately it didn’t kill her, but they knew she was up to something when they came home and found her in her cage (she would “ground” herself). There was a trail of shredded nylon and a sea of…

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

My pit bull was like Rollo, to a lesser degree. She once ate a Coke can. She left the ends, but ate the rest of it. This prompted our vet to suggest that I pick up all of her poops in plastic bags and *smoosh* it until I was sure that she had passed it.

Obedience school is a lot cheaper, fam.

I had a dog sort of like this. He wasn’t as keen on the non-edible items, and he was real dumb so he never figured out how to open shit, but if there was something edible anywhere accessible to him, he’d eat it. All of it. Until it was literally coming back out of both ends. Thank god for him being dumber than a box…

How old is too old to be a bride? After watching an embarrassing amount of 20-23 year olds on Say Yes To The Dress, I sometimes feel like I will be too old when I walk down the aisle at the ripe old age of 32 next year.

#istandwithronald

Gives me hope!

Funny you should mention that...

You’re never too old to be a bride.

I like your method. It’s great for maximum savings. This method does prevent some lifestyle inflation, but you’re right overall—there’s still room for lifestyle creep there.

*weeps with pride*

I will try it and buy it. For science.

THIS ARTICLE IS ME.

Can’t wait to see what new horror will be promoted to his post.

If it’s any consolation, whoever replaces Boehner will be even worse.

IF you can’t put aside 5-10% for 401lk + match... you have more problems than just oversaving... in you NEED to budget and learn how to STOP WASTING MONEY...

The tutorials I watch are always the crazy ones where someone cakes it on to make themselves look like a celebrity. I am many impressed with their face painting game.