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I’m glad somebody’s compiled a list, they should add Bonnie Sweeten

The Bureau of Land Management has really gotten out of control.

Bacon, Lettuce, and Mutton.

“Don’t tell me a group of Beckies looking for Mandingo-meat”

I’ve posted this before and I’ll post it again because it stays relevant:

Never underestimate just how much of a fucking idiot Matt Gaetz is.

As a Floridian, I am deeply offended that this state is fucked up enough that you’re not wrong.

Found

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

So stating that humans who shot a sleeping woman 8 times after busting into her home should be held accountable is a political thing?

At least Mercedes said the right thing:

Or, hear me out, it’s okay to like things that influenced you as a kid and it’s okay to be bummed out when the author is revealed to be a bigot.

The good news:

“I’d rather someone burn the flag and wrap themselves in the Constitution than burn the Constitution and wrap themselves in the flag”

“Makes one 12-inch pizza. Serves 2 to 3.”

Chris Evans has been really open about his struggles with anxiety and I just honestly felt bad for him. It was a fuck-up anyone could have made, and I found it genuinely sweet that so many people started flooding Twitter with pictures of him and his dog to drown out the earlier tweets.

He’s got a lot of good ones. This seems appropriate too.

The Bard said it best: