Yeah, it’s really irking.

Love the sleeper aspect of the brick, and this is one of those cars that I haven’t really seen the ‘drop an LS in’ method, though I would have probably put more fun wheels on it.  Interior is in way nicer shape than I’ve seen in an older Volvo.

Still better than Blues Brothers 2000

Blues brothers 2020...

If you are allergic to stellantis, do not take stellantis.

Those old Coleman coolers are almost indestructible. Have you every noticed that just about everybody has one tucked away in a basement or garage? Nobody buys one, they are just there.

...Stellantis, about which you should ask your doctor...

From what I can tell, this entire car has been fabricated from old coleman coolers.

Actually we pronounce it more, p’kon. Like a Klingon house.

Election security? Are you really insinuating that there is actual fraud? You’d probably want to see some non-partisan or international watchdog report stating everything was on the up and up, right? Oh, I don’t know, something like....this:

Texan here, it’s our state tree. It’s puh-CON.

Coups thrive off a sense of public uncertainty

Remember, it’s only a coup if it’s from the coup d’etat region of France. Otherwise it’s merely a “sparkling authoritarian takeover.”

Publix Subs. To be more specific: the chicken tender sub.

Mouse pokes his head out of an eagle’s asshole and asks “How high up are we?”
Eagle says “Couple thousand feet.”
Mouse says “You wouldn’t shit me, would you?”

Every character I enjoy should be perfect in every way because I can’t handle anything that isn’t black and white! Please send help.

I wanna take that out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Presenting the Nissan Leaf by BMW.

I believe the official BMW styling theme is "butterface."

That front end hurts to look at. Interior reminds me of the Fisker Karma, which I can’t say if that’s a good thing or bad.