I had a MkIV FLOG and that car took a beating.

Speed-related fatalities would certainly drop, because 95% of those people had an underlying condition anyway.

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”

I would turn off Ad Blocker for that

I have a similar rule of thumb; name a son a name that can be shortened to an easy short consonant-vowel-consonant pronunciation (Rob, Dave, Mike, Jon, or my name, Fox.)

Sell the Changli and illegally import a Hongguang MINI EV on the Jalopnik Corporate Account

“This country humps guns, but heaven forbid we actually see one in the hands of a black person!”

so were the grandfathers of a lot of these “patriots” and I’m always a little surprised they don’t remember that.  I guess if they have to choose between “reality + family” and allegiance to Dear Leader, we know which way they lean.

Be vewy vewy quiet. I am hunting the wily Antifa...

My grandfather was Antifa, too. He sent the fascist Japanese squealing wee, wee, wee all the way home.

My grandfather was part of Antifa, he kicked fascist asses all over Europe in the 40s

He was definitely one of the Dr.EmilioLizardo impersonators!

Wonder what his Kinja handle was?

Do your brownies accidentally catch fire?  Just asking for science here...

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was a Con-servative ‘action group’ spamming Amazon with complaints.

I bought one of their shirts and wear it all the time around die hard Trumpers (they have no idea, because it’s in “Mexican”, not “American”):

Sounds like some MAGATs got triggered.

That’s the next big idea: A cucumber sandwich based food truck. Order six in a Cumber Batch.

It’s a balm for my soul that these people hate, despise, and constantly backstab each other, and are clearly unhappy, despite the money and power.