Welcome to 2020, the year the Onion became mainstream media.

That is universally applicable advice, I think, when it comes to maintaining a happy family and raising well balanced kids. Sadly too many parents are still stuck in the “you will do as I tell you” mindset of childraising. And those parents are always the most stressed and angry because their kids are always fighting.…

I’d add helping with prep - when kids do help in growing or preparing their own meals they’ll be far more adventurous when it comes to tasting new foods. 

“I did pew pew away $500 shooting guns.”

Only $500 in a city that has machine gun rental ranges is practically austerity.

Looking forward to live sports, but any time I witness a player kneeling during the National Anthem, a sign of great disrespect for our Country and our Flag, the game is over for me!

According Orange Toxic Waste Spill 45, Kneeling during the national anthem is way worse than:

For the readers questioning how others could possibly gain pleasure through spending money this way, let’s remember the following human activities:

He jumped on this because It’s one of his “classics” with his crowd. Just like Obama, Muslims, voter fraud, taking away your guns, etc. He’s like a wedding DJ for racism.

As a sad man I can tell you, there are dozens of us.

1. Buy it.

So now I don’t even have the being a nerd excuse for my average body. Thanks Henry...

The US military has hit the vast majority of recruitment numbers for 20 yrs. they have 0 need to trick anyone

The US military using bait-and-switch tactics to draw gullible young people into the armed forces?

I get that they’re probably just desperate for cash, but I’m honestly surprised that anywhere in the world even wants Americans at this point. A test upon arrival doesn’t help if you got exposed right before heading on your trip and so aren’t testing positive yet. Even requiring another test 7 or 14 days in doesn’t…

I got carded for the first time in over a decade last week. Generally I’d take it as a compliment, but I’m starting to suspect it wasn’t because I still look 19.

Here’s a comment I’m NOT going to delete!

appropriately, the cat looks like it jumped up and ran away as soon as the picture was taken, since it only eats from stemware. 

My baby sister caught hell, when she was in high school, from this one teacher (white woman) who decided that she didn’t like my sister’s “attitude” and told her, once, that she would never amount to anything. My sister didn’t tell Moms about this because Mom would have went up to the school and beat the shit out of…

Serve your pudding in the fanciest glass you have

This is is cancel culture, right? Bari Weiss, J.K. Rowling, and all the other Harper’s letter signatories are going to rally to Nick’s defense, and slam Viacom for shutting down opposing viewpoints and short circuiting the marketplace of ideas, right?