That is a really baby? I thought it was just Patton Oswalt run through Disney’s de-aging technology.

At this rate we’re definitely getting a real assassin’s creed japan from ubisoft... and some time in the far future when 2020 is old history, an assassin’s creed Florida with a karen DLC.

In the early editions of Geoff when he was sitting down and they had him only say a few lines and there was a subtle art to pushing his soundboard buttons between making him say “MY FAVORITE IS DOLLY PARTON!” or “BALLS!” it really showed the kind of deconstruction of what Craig was looking for. No disrespect to when…

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

Pour a little out for Geoff Peterson tonight. One of the times I got to see a taping of Craig Ferguson’s show, Geoff had just been installed. At one point during a bit with Craig, Geoff turned to the audience and said, ‘There is no chicken.’

We apologise for the fault in the coming for people who misuse quotes and comments. Those responsible have been sacked.

Native people get this all the time while conversing with fellow tribal or family members, minding our own business on our own time, and some white person just feels compelled to walk up and berate us over speaking “Spanish” (yeah, they can’t tell the difference between Natives and Hispanics or Spanish and any of the…

All scientists and doctors are DEEP STATE COMMUNIST ANTIFA JEWS who want to destroy our beautiful statues and Kill Our Police.

Fauci has been wrong about stuff. Not only that, there are probably things he has said that are probably wrong that haven’t been addressed.

When my wife and I had our own small business I maintained that competition kept us all on our toes but cooperation kept us on our feet.

Honestly shocked “English as the official language” hasn’t become one of Trump’s cultural war fronts yet (though there’s still time).

Even if they were state workers, the US has no official language. English is the defacto language, not the official one.

My mind immediately thought of someone else who hates cans..

How about the “Houston Environmentally Responsible Renewable Energy Workers” as a call back to the former Oilers team but for the 21st century?

We built this city on rac....is...m!

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

You’re right, but since the GOP has embraced amorality with enthusiasm, the poor darlings feel targeted

BLM is a moral statement, not a political one.