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...and in the struggle knocked off Ramos’ body camera.

And of course if the current president loses the election in November, we know that he will not have anything bad to say about his successor. No siree, just kind words and sage advice...

Looks like the heart of Dixie has angina.

...and in the struggle knocked off Ramos’ body camera

Yep, totally a New England problem, nothing going in the rural states.

I love the lines that McConnell draws - it’s not okay for a former president to critique a current one, but it is okay for a current president to critique a former one.

Smile at him and say “if you survive this, you’ll never choke on anything again!”

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Jake Cindy is now my rookie cop gone rogue name.

I have never before used this quote as often as I have in the last few months.

At this point I fully expect Google’s AI to become sentient within the next few months.

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Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

It. Was. Glorious.

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Honestly, he didn’t look that angry. As in, this felt calculated in a way to further normalize the country into the idea that press conferences will be cancelled or ended abruptly if the president doesn’t like the line of questioning.

My favorite thing from that nutso press conference? OBAMAGATE!

Cousin Oliver.