Cadillac was technically rear-wheel-drive when executing these maneuvers.

It’s awfully easy to call for everything to re-open when you have the resources to make sure that you personally don’t have to go the public realm until a vaccine is available, and you are guaranteed to be able to get the absolute best care if somehow you do wind up catching the disease, no matter how crowded the…

Also everyone should be prepared for her to talk at #WarpCocaineSpeed so that her lies are more difficult to fact-check 

“Oh, the McEnany!...”

What are the odds that Trump is going to lurch behind the podium, pushing Kayleigh aside while gurgling something like, “I’ll take care of this sweetheart”?

I have a mask for asbestos removal and it has a cartridge outside the valve. I was breathing the other day and heard the clicking of the valve and it made me wonder if it really was that effective. I also walked near the bakery aisle at the grocery store and smelled cinnamon buns...I felt so conflicted. Fortunately I…

But isn’t that hypen-etical at best?

At least commas have a nice gentle curve. Could have ended up hitting a backslash or something instead, and that would probably hurt.

Same for me with women and vikings. This game is gonna be a wild ride!

Women exist.

Thank you for your service. This was needed.

I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

I mean, in at-will state, an employer can fire you for any reason they like. They can fire you because you wore the wrong color shirt, because you drove the wrong car, or because you happened to do adult entertainment on the side. As long as it doesn’t run afoul of employment laws, they’re in the clear.

To borrow from Seth Meyers, this Is...

lol anyone who calls you a white knight is prob an incel or some sort of sexual assaulter themselves

That’s pretty fucking lame.

I haven’t gone to the grocery store since California went on lockdown March 17th. To make matters worse, I’ve been running seriously low on supplies. I wouldn’t be that worried about going, if it wasn’t for the rampant assholes in SoCal that think it’s their god given right to do whatever they want. They love…

I had always enjoyed going to the grocery store, especially when I’m not in a hurry. Maybe pick up some fresh Gulf Shrimp then peruse the produce and see what I want to make for dinner. I’d check for specials on non-perishables and see what new products are on offer. It’s no fun anymore. I’m not sure I’m ready for…

I don’t even need to argue your main point, your implication that Weird Al isn’t hilarious invalidates any opinions you have on humor AND music. That dude has been consistently making funny songs for longer than you or I have been alive.