Is there a Tweet Hall of Fame? Because AOC’s clapback belongs in it for sure.

Ah, the “some of my best breakfasts were black” defense

It’s a game of whack-a-mole that
Never
Fucking
Ends....

Willingly

I’ve got October 19 in the pool on when he’s gonna drop the n-bomb about Kamala.

Do you have to beat up the boss to get these envelopes? I’m in.

Kubrick did stage the moon landing. But he insisted on filming on location, because he was a perfectionist.

Thomson International Inc.

When is open season on white supremacists? I intend to bag my limit.

It’s sweet that you think she’s gonna live to make it to trial.

Whilst playing the Pink Panther theme?

WTF is wrong with this country??? I swear we are the most selfish, self-centered, idiotic people on the planet.

In that context, both a watermelon sandwich and a watermelon burger sound really good.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

the game is over for me!

I am only saying that because I care - there’s a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Apropos of nothing, I get a giggle out of seeing you talking with yourself....