I’ve taken a chunk of frozen chopmeat and plopped it into a hot pan, browned the bottom, flipped it over, removed the browned bit to a bowl whilst the other side was browning, and repeated until it was done. Works pretty well if you forgot to defrost.

1st. MAGAts create a lot of drag.

They were so white, they looked like the tarp!

They were hoping he was going through a period of self-reflection.

But you’re at 69, so it wouldn’t be legal

I am not above the irony of a firing squad.

I’ve met the worthless prick. He is worse in person.

There are 2 women pictured.

Tallahassee is “The Alabama of Florida.”

The not-very-giving tree.

To know who’s who, you have to hover over the name. The real Doc is just dremiliolizardo, the troll has a number at the end.

As long as there are bad cops, there are no good cops. Either:

The thrilling world of lawn mower racing.

Don’t kink shame.

The whole “people who were pro-slavery” thing doesn’t work for modern Republicans. For them, that’s the good ol’ days.

Just like that.

No Pepsi. Coke. We change the machine.

8 minutes 46 seconds every hour, at 8:46 after.

“One of these little motherfucking white boys didn’t know where he was going and broke my fucking window in my truck. Broke my shit,” he said. “I chased him down and whooped his ass.”