“One of these little motherfucking white boys didn’t know where he was going and broke my fucking window in my truck. Broke my shit,” he said. “I chased him down and whooped his ass.”

Hopefully he will stroke out when he wakes up and sees twitter is shadow banning his tweets calling for violence.

Oh, goodie! A free way to help Google collect even more data on me!

No. Do not give individual cops the benefit of the doubt. One bad apple spoils the whole barrel.

It’s a weird kind of circular logic. He knows it’s a lie when he says it, but once he says it he knows it must be true because he’s a narcissist and whatever he says couldn’t be wrong.

Doctors have to get malpractice insurance. Engineers have to get errors and omissions insurance (heck, when I was a property appraiser, I had to get E&O). Police officers should be required to get insurance. And when the insurance company finally says, “Sorry, we won’t insure your ass anymore,” Officer Friendly is…

it is commonly understood that, in fact, you can’t use Zoom as a means to kill someone

But do you like it? Are you enthusiastic about driving in downtown Seattle?

You like driving in NYC? Boston? LA? Chicago? Miami? Nashville? Houston? (Insert your closest big city here)?

The Hayden-Brahms Uncertainty Principle?

They’d should relocate to the Mosquito Coast.

Except I doubt he’s ever seen a woman other than his mommy, whose basement he’s trolling from.

Just listen to the words he’s saying and try to turn it into a complete sentence.

Jesus doesn’t do gate duty. Peter does gate duty.

Who designed this thing, Stephen J. Cannell?

Fortunately I took a shot of vodka and bleach so I’m good.

Autocorrect is a crewel mistress.

MMS? That’s my kinda cure?