FFS female ejaculate is not pee. I don’t care what you show me that says it is!

Umm, no?

I’m right there with you. I used to be a champion caffeine-consumer, and then one day...I still don’t even know what happened...bam! my body was violently reacting to any and all caffeine. The withdrawals were awful, as is being forced to have Sprite everywhere I go.

I don’t even drink coffee; my issue is with the mocking tone of this.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

My hair is such that a full-body once-over (underarms + bikini area + full legs) takes one whole disposable Venus; after that the blade has been dulled too much. If I’m just doing every-few-days underarm shaving, one lasts me a couple weeks.

My hair is such that a full-body once-over (underarms + bikini area + full legs) takes one whole disposable Venus;…

Now that people have said this it makes perfect sense, and yet I can’t get the clot image out of my mind *shudder*

This image is more upsetting to me than anything else associated with this campaign. I’d rather see real human blood than what I assume is supposed to be reminiscent of a big fat clot?

TIL not submitting to your husband for enthusiastic on-demand sex is a sin! Definitely didn’t learn that one in Catholic school!

I don’t know how this cow is still in business. She’s been known to be awful on multiple fronts for so long, and yet she’s like freaking teflon.

Sometimes I really, really want there to be a hell so that people like this can be sent there.

I think you’re oversimplifying.

IMO that is beautiful and wonderful and I would LOVE if a guy asked me that! It’s really pathetic how many guys seem to feel threatened by that stuff!

That sounds like me :(

I guess I’m just lucky but I’ve yet to experience that!

*waves*

But I like looking at the little map to see how much progress we’re not making! :(

Well my go-to is Hitachi-sized so...smaller than that.

I always wield the vibrator myself! But then again I’ve only used it when I’ve been with girls; not sure how it would be different if I pulled it out while with a guy.

Funny, the last guy I was with casually mentioned that there had been “a lot of foreplay.”