Same, though I can’t say any kind of fight scenario ever occurred to me...

I started at 5, which is actually why I can’t orgasm during sex: I conditioned myself to only be able to come in very specific situations. I’ve had thousands of fantastic orgasms over the course of my life, so I can’t say I regret it, but I wish I had known when I was a kid that I might actually be doing myself a…

I seriously need to buy a smaller vibrator that I can bring on dates.

It’s basically impossible for me to come during sex, regardless of what the guy does. But that’s on me (over the years I unfortunately conditioned myself to come only from very specific masturbatory scenarios. Whomp whomp), not him, and I am 100% genuinely okay with that! I honest-to-god don’t care if I don’t…

Whatever it is, it’s a Jez thing, not a naturally occurring phenomenon: note the woman on both sides of the banner; it’s been mirrored.

Oh my god I want to throw up.

Were they twins? I thought she looked a lot smaller than him when they were all at that dart-throwing stall.

It’s not comparing guns and abortion, it’s questioning why libruhls are all mad about, you know, actual people dying by gun violence but not about fetuses (precious, precious pre-born infants!!1) being aborted (murdered!!1!1). Because it’s totally the same thing, duh!

She can, she just has to go do it in a bathroom stall.

Sadly, I can’t see this coming to Italian-American North Jersey any time soon. Our town has a freakin’ statue of the guy (that I’m constantly tempted to deface) ffs!

Bleach.

Best. Movie. Ever.

Sat down to pee, grabbed a magazine sitting on the hamper, opened it, and a cockroach fell onto my unclothed crotch area/in my pulled-down pants.

Are their nostrils naturally identical, or did the body double get work done?

What even is this?

I’m totally cool with her being a conscientious objector. All she needed to do was to resign!

1) Bottom line, it’s not her word to use 2) She was very clearly using it in the most hateful way possible. This was not laughing and calling a close friend who’s okay with it a ‘silly f*ggot’.

It’s not ‘balding’ exactly, so much as the hairline receding. It may have already started without you realizing, or you might just have a really resilient scalp!

Have we really set the bar that low?

I’m enthralled in the way one is enthralled by a multi-car pileup.