I can do #4 too. Growing up I went to mass every Sunday, and my mom had this thing about the ‘mummy mass’ where no one would sing (this was a Catholic church), so I was raised to sing every song, and sing loud! My now ex-Catholic self still remembers most hymns, and I actually bought a hymnal a few years ago for the…

Disclaimer: not meant to be funny.

I actually hadn’t even heard about this until a few years ago! I grew up watching him on Hart to Hart, then went, hey, it’s that guy! when I saw Austin Powers.

I was thinking maybe since it was a connecting flight that wasn’t an option?

This is the woman who should be on the new US $20 bill.

I’ve had my iPhone 4 for 4 years now, and never upgraded past iOS 5. My battery life sucks balls, but otherwise I love my phone and have had almost no issues - hooray!

I’ve never paid much attention to the whole Kurt Cobain - Courtney Love thing, but it turns my stomach to see someone - even the grieving widow - stand in judgement of the actions of someone who was obviously in a lot of pain. “look at her face, what on earth were you thinking???” ugh screw you, lady.

OMG that poor giant cotton ball!

It’s like the people who think autism is something we shouldn’t be trying to ‘cure’. Basically, they’re fucking bananas.

MONORAIL....MONORAIL....MONORAIL!!!

You’re putting blame in the wrong place. If anything, our generation has failed previous generations with our complacency.

I feel your joke fell a bit flat, but I’m starring anyway because your username is a thing of beauty.

That’s how my mom referred to it...when I was, ya know, 5 years old.

I suppose calling it a ‘wash’ is how they’re trying to sell douches these days.

I think within a certain area umbrellas should be banned altogether. How are there not daily stories of people getting stabbed in the eye in Midtown?!

The greater good.

Ooh, look, something to take a picture of! *stops in middle of sidewalk*

I barely even notice the tables; I’m too busy going, “What the fuck am I doing in Times Square and how do I get away as soon as possible OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA STROLLER AND BAG OF TOYS R US PURCHASES GAAAAH”

Okay, so adult me should just forget that, at the age of 16, I had a vagina, and it may have felt or behaved differently than it does now. Ditto any sexual partners or medical professionals. Because the concept of a 16-year-old having a vag is just a bridge too far, people!

Jesus fucking Christ.