That’s some seriously unfortunate placement.

Leave the boobies; oust the creepy knock-off suited characters. They legitimately disturb me.

There’s good ‘novelty value’ (like that manatee mailbox on the Boulevard in like Harvey Cedars-ish?), and then there’s...this.

I guess I’ve just been fortunate enough to have been shielded from such things!

Is this what happens in First Class? Looks exciting!

As if this wasn’t bad enough on its own, I could feel my stomach trying to escape my body when I read that this was Dr. Tiller’s clinic.

Yipes, I’ve never seen anything like that on LBI! Manahawkin...yeah, okay, that I could buy.

Chris Brown? Hard pass.

Yeah my mom died 2 years ago December 16th. When I knew it was coming I was like fuck, Christmas will never be happy again :(

WTF kind of Jersey Shore house is that? What town is this monstrosity in??

Even Pataki?! *has admittedly not been paying attention*

Can I just remind everyone that it’s kind of a fucking miracle the girl and the baby both survived? I’d like to hear what Huckabee would have said had one or both died.

We have a winner!

Damn, now I’m imagining a super femme lesbian in a bandage dress and stilettos eating out another girl. *shifts uncomfortably*

I remember when Blake Lively wore this on Gossip Girl. Kind of surprised it’s still a thing, tbh.

And if it melted you could slip on it and fall and crack your head open!

If it fell off a high shelf in sufficient quantities it could probably give you a concussion.

Personally, I’d like to wage a one-woman war on putting out the Halloween candy at the beginning of August. I’m looking at you, Stop & Shop! *angry eyebrows*

I would love to do that, but I am an honest-to-god carb addict. My doctor says it’s self-medicating.

If my clit were a person, he or she would be the one who signs up when the police ask for volunteers to demonstrate a taser on.