Also too old t0:

I feel like Target was invented so we wouldn’t have to go to the mall anymore.

I’m 30 and I’m not even gonna try to figure out Snapchat.

It’s not so much that I think they’ll give me crap (I’m big, but I’m not THAT big), but I can’t quite convince myself that they won’t be thinking/saying (after) bad things?

I wish I could be that confident, but I’m pretty much the exact opposite :\

That sounds nice in theory (not unlike when your mom tells you that if the other kids tease you, that’s their problem, not yours) but doesn’t stop me from feeling insecure and paranoid.

I’ve always been ‘too big’ tbh. Maybe that’s why I’ve only ever gone a few times in my life - I don’t want to maybe someone’s day worse than it already is *shrug*

See, I feel like my clit might actually enjoy that!

On them: just don’t let it get stuck in my teeth

Dunno, I’ll check the files for his resume.

This is the shit I remember, and yet I’ve forgotten most of what I learned in school!

Unfortunately Sesame Street has really gone downhill in the last couple decades. It feels like they sort of...dumbed everything down? I don’t know how to explain it. If I ever have kids, I’ll show them the Old School DVDs and Follow That Bird!

Amazing beautiful creatures dancing excites the forest glade. In my heart how I do jump like a ___ listen to the music so nice the organ played. Quietly rests the sleepy tiger under the vine tree at the waterside. And X marks the place ‘neath the yellow moon where the Zulu chief and I did hide...

Meanwhile, at bun headquarters, some people can’t believe it’s not Friday yet!

Oh my goodness I love you baked potato pig!

A+ 10/10 would star again

Ugh now I’m going to be thinking about Cynthia Nixon all night *grinds teeth*

Ugh, fucking Cynthia Nixon. Don’t get me started.

The problem is, though, that bi and pan people suffer from erasure in part because such labels are often eschewed. If she genuinely doesn’t know how to label herself or is really against it, that’s one thing, but this is a complicated issue when it comes to representation for non-monosexuals and getting past the…

Ugh, I hate the whole ‘who needs labels?’ thing. Some of us like our labels, dammit!