Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Go see a colorist. You didn't say what type of brown dye you used initially, but I assume it was a L'Oreal or Clairol or something from the drugstore, that's likely permanent? If that's the case, then you're going to need to chemically lift/bleach that color back out of it, and then recolor it to your desired shade of…

I signed up for yoga (at my therapist's recommendation). I think it will be good for me, though I'm kind of nervous. I'm shy and overweight (size 16) so I keep thinking about how it'll be awkward or that what I'm wearing will be out of place or something. Any tips?

Why is drinking Vodka alone while watching Futurama not an option?

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

$2500 ?!?!

It's not on a par with that. Being a stripper or a sex worker is not equivalent to being a well-known liar. (Although you can certainly argue that we shouldn't question his story even though he's told major, public lies in the past.)

OK, I certainly get that shaming/questioning the sanity of a rape victim is not to be done. I also realize that just because a victim didn't go to the police, doesn't mean the attack didn't happen. But in this case, aren't we allowed to make an exception? I mean it's certainly possible this happened like he said. But…

Look how tiny the beverages are.

I have a couple of sad/horror Thanksgiving stories. First, the sad:

Tonight's Thanksgiving dinner wasn't to so swell. Allergic reactions ruin the fun!

Thankfully, I do not remember the most horrible Thanksgiving of my family, but the story has been repeated so often that it is inextricable from my thoughts of the holiday.

Make the complaint to animal control, that he's pulling that crap means he's already had a complaint against him and the dog :-(

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

This is not so much a horror story, more just me being a type-A nightmare that requires at a minimum not everyone around me to be a fucking incompetent dipshit. but I digress.

This guy does a great Woody Harrelson voice.

"Of course, activists are not boycotting all businesses—they are encouraging shoppers to spend their money and support local, black-owned businesses in lieu of retail giants."

They can call for it but it ain't gonna happen.