Dammit, Britain, stop making it harder to love you!

The video is all of 30 seconds long. And you know what? Sometimes babies cry for no reason, or just because they want to be held, or because they're playing their little baby mind games and trying to manipulate mom into giving them attention.

Day = made.

It's lesbian blood you want! Of all the groups, they're the ones with the lowest rates of infection!

This just shows how dumb this ban is: all you have to do is lie and you're in! So what the hell is the point?!

Looks like I'll be donating during the National Gay Blood Drive again next year!

You can use them with condoms.

Not really, because so many people have knockoffs that you have to just assume at this point that anyone who didn't just get dropped off at a boutique by their private driver is carrying a fake.

I hate this argument. A friend of mine once said, "Umm, why do people even play the lottery?" and it took everything I had not to call her out on her privilege. Poor people play the lottery because HOPE.

I choked on my own saliva at 'this thing in particular'.

There are scratch-offs you can win $3mil on?!

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

Wait, so she's masturbating?

'Panties' is the single worst word in the English language *shudder*

There's a Sherlock fandom joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

There's a Sherlock fandom joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Normally I'm one of those people who's quick to point out that people are saying 'vagina' when they mean 'vulva'. But in this case I think they mean both, so...

'Cunt', please!

That's it? 4 mugs and 3 plates? I would have just thrown them out.