At least you can use it to share the humorous and/or outrageous messages you get on forums such as this one!

MY HAIR ISN'T EVEN BROWN

That message inspired me to poke at my double chin in the mirror a lil bit, ngl!

It's The Dating Game: Hell Edition!

My OKCupid inbox really lit up while I was on vacation.

I spent half my life trying to teach this to my grandmother. (I failed.)

Umm excuse me, being a reference librarian is nothing bad. My librarian parents each hold/held two Masters degrees!

I was always way more into the books. Especially since buying me the doll was a stretch, and I was only ever able to afford maybe 2 more dresses and a few small accessories. That catalog was heartbreaking.

My Samantha's hair is a rat's nest. :(

There were actually only 3 'original' American Girls: Kirsten, Samantha, and Molly. (Don't worry, I'm filled with shame even as I type this.)

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yes! I remember seeing this!

I think you're behind the times. Their models were never this thin in the 90s, and these women are neither 'stacked' nor have hourglass figures.

None of those bodies do anything for me. They might as well be mannequins.

Trust me, not being able to wear their stuff is not a loss; their bras are shit.

Oh. My. GOD.

If everyone is beautiful, then what does beautiful even mean? You might say my acne scars make me unique, but they do not add to my beauty. Pass the concealer, please.

Sweatpants dick is the best.

Maybe you shouldn't be on Jez at work? Just a suggestion. Stick to CNN, maybe?