It may be petty, but as a bisexual (in case there's anyone left on here who didn't already know that about me!), I feel kind of left out by organizations that choose to use the specific words 'gay' and 'lesbian' in their names. :\

He bounces around like my character used to when I played Street Fighter II in the arcade at the bowling alley.

You're truly living the dream.

The bitter betrayal of copy + paste?

Sounds more like someone seriously mentally disturbed rather than your average horrible dudebro...by which I mean he probably would have stabbed her - or anyone - for any reason.

But...but...Disney World!

Shouldn't Jaden Smith be in school, learning how to utilize proper grammar?

Of course she's playing the 'I'm just a girl!' card.

I don't even need to click on this to know exactly what he's going to say and how he's going to say it, because I quote this ALL THE TIME.

So I should burn those photos my parents took of me in the tub when I was 2? Because there's no way that doesn't constitute child porn to someone.

I hope they don't have any while I'm there! I will throw my fucking crepes at those assholes.

Are we really making this a thing?

OH MY GOD

I don't know about being out as one thing or another, but I definitely remember having same-sex romantic/sexual attraction as a preteen.

I'm sure Paterson has some empty apartments somewhere.

Is there a pool going for how long it'll be before he comes out?

Given the context it would seem to be a condom.

Grindr is the gay one; Tinder is its straight sister.