I don't know about being out as one thing or another, but I definitely remember having same-sex romantic/sexual attraction as a preteen.

I'm sure Paterson has some empty apartments somewhere.

Is there a pool going for how long it'll be before he comes out?

Given the context it would seem to be a condom.

Grindr is the gay one; Tinder is its straight sister.

That's kind of awesome on some level. Not sure what that level is, but it's in there somewhere.

I don't think we should correct anyone who doesn't see themselves as a victim. What would be the point?

Lazy moochers!

If a fetus is 'pre-born', does that mean you and me are 'pre-dead'?

What does the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation have to do with this? :P

We've officially gone too far.

I really thought that said 'Angelina and Anal' and...yeah. *cough* Nevermind.

I'm okay with this! *nods*

Jenny Lewis, but not the Jenny Lewis?

I think it's actually probably best for someone with mental health problems and presumably an addiction or two to be living with family, regardless of how much money she had or has.

Fake school?

Umm as some who lives at home at the age of almost 30 because she has no choice, this is really kind of offensive.

Nice shoulder pads, dude.

She would have paired it with a baked potato from Wendy's and been perfectly satisfied!