Is Rihanna still dating Chris Brown?

OMG the Corgi! Floptacular in more ways than one!

Asshole!goat is the best.

Classic.

IKWYDLS was the first R-rated movie I ever saw in theaters! It was my 13th birthday, and in retrospect our in-town movie theater was really shitty at carding.

I'm sorry! :`(

It's not even dreams, actually, it's the bladder filling up overnight and pushing on the prostate that causes morning wood. But regardless, no, it has nothing to do with responding to what the mind perceives as arousing.

I can confirm that this is true.

I feel like the girls were better looking when I used to watch this as a kid.

Horrifying.

The Straights don't have the brainwashing agenda that The Gays do.

The fact that this man is still alive is proof God does not exist.

I really hope these people don't vote.

OMG me too!

I'm fairly obsessed with the Jack the Ripper case, but I'm about to go to London for the second time and will still not be touring the East End or seeking out anything else Ripper-related.

Oh my god I'm literally crying.

I'm all for not perpetuating the American stereotype (I have an honest to god list of things my father is not allowed to do in Paris), but if I have to be stuck in a flying death tube for eight hours, I'm wearing my god damn leggings.

I've painted my toenails whilst sitting in the driver's seat of my vehicle (whilst safely stopped, of course); beat that, bitches.