So we're all responsible for not doing anything to upset him?

OMG HE'S HELPING ;__;

He's trying to get in her good graces; he knows one day she'll be able to reach the food.

Depends; the way this post is worded, it makes it sound (to me at least) like 1000 pieces of mail were sent.

That makes more sense. This post makes it sound like 1000 pieces of mail.

I'll have to look into it!

Though presumably the children - especially the girls - are considered property and not entitled to their own invitations regardless of age.

Really? Because at the age of like 8 I had identified about 5 different layers of subtext, metaphor, and allegory in The Chronicles of Narnia. But then again I was raised by librarians, so maybe I'm not the best example.

If we're allowed to count fanfic (good fanfic), I've read about 30 books' worth in the last year or so!

I would love to read, but my ADD makes it almost impossible. The only books I can properly take in are YA level or lower. (I brought much shame upon my librarian mother, may she rest in peace.)

She probably had to invite every other quiverfull family in a 200-mile radius.

Has anyone done that thing where you submit your DNA to find out your lineage? Last I heard it could only be done by men - I want to get my dad to do it!

Or maybe it's because what we read as children tends to stay with us for the rest of our lives.

Chickens are harder to see from the road though. Such chickens may exist, but I never saw any with my own eyes. Maybe it's a conspiracy.

The UK.

I think it was just really nice fabric that could only be appreciated by feeling with his face!

I have totally dropped ash into my lap while driving and, once, actually singed a teeny tiny bit of my underwear. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Yeah, I don't know why no one else thought of this.

When I first saw the headline, once I dismissed the possibility of her impaling herself on the tailpipe (impossible angle), I just assumed she was grinding on it and getting off from the vibration.

Is it illegal to masturbate in the privacy of one's car (and it would be really hard to tell what's happening) if no body parts are visible?