If we're allowed to count fanfic (good fanfic), I've read about 30 books' worth in the last year or so!

I would love to read, but my ADD makes it almost impossible. The only books I can properly take in are YA level or lower. (I brought much shame upon my librarian mother, may she rest in peace.)

She probably had to invite every other quiverfull family in a 200-mile radius.

Has anyone done that thing where you submit your DNA to find out your lineage? Last I heard it could only be done by men - I want to get my dad to do it!

Or maybe it's because what we read as children tends to stay with us for the rest of our lives.

Chickens are harder to see from the road though. Such chickens may exist, but I never saw any with my own eyes. Maybe it's a conspiracy.

The UK.

I think it was just really nice fabric that could only be appreciated by feeling with his face!

I have totally dropped ash into my lap while driving and, once, actually singed a teeny tiny bit of my underwear. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Yeah, I don't know why no one else thought of this.

When I first saw the headline, once I dismissed the possibility of her impaling herself on the tailpipe (impossible angle), I just assumed she was grinding on it and getting off from the vibration.

Is it illegal to masturbate in the privacy of one's car (and it would be really hard to tell what's happening) if no body parts are visible?

Team Katy (better boobs).

I only get it for the week I'm in that glorious, glorious country. Then it's back to America and its vomit-inducing flavors. (God, even the mango salsa one was terrible; it tasted like someone sprinkled regular chips with powdered fruit punch.)

They were soooo good! I smuggled a bag home in my carry-on and it popped when the plane landed and literally all I cared about was if my chips were okay.

I think they should seize upon my favorite flavor of potato chip. Shit I'm gonna eat like 6 bags of those while I'm in England.

I've always wanted to try, like, pear vodka. Are those basic flavors any good?

I <3 Delaware. I lived there for 6 weeks and can personally attest to the fact that it's mostly populated by cows.

You might want this.

When he's 'on', the vice president is a far, far better speaker than the president (who's about as dynamic as an old wheelbarrow - and I say this as someone who volunteered for him).