You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Andy Reid was at the buffet when Kansas City drafted Patrick Mahomes. And Tyreek Hill. And Kareem Hunt...

Draymond Green Chris Webbering the three-peat away was definitely the most enjoyable part of that game. 

I said “one of the worst draft busts in team’s history.”

*ahem* Troy Williamson.

Not if you understand the show.

“I don’t get it. At all. He’s kind of a large kicker. I mean, what am I missing? Am I crazy?”

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Because he didn’t do anything to me. Go polish your halo somewhere else

Maybe Tiger Woods winning a major is the thing that kept the world in check?

And I think of The Weakerthans:

I want Winnipeg to win so Bettman can eat fucking glass while giving the cup to a small market Canadian team. I hope it gives him a bleeding ulcer.

Dundon... sought to use the leverage of folding the AAF to get a deal with the NFL Players Association to better insure a flow between leagues.

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

Which one is your go-to? The $3.49 double cheeseburger meal is my current favorite.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

Lol what the fuck is happening

I’m calling for 5-3 patriots with a safety in triple overtime

“Acted” as a coach may be the only legit thing you typed.