He’s just trying to slap an Oakland Raiders sticker down there

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a huddle of officials end with the referee announcing, “The game clock is correct.” Much less multiple times in the same game.

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

As someone who watches CFL football, I hope the NFL never allows PI to be reviewable. What ends up happening is during the replay you see an obvious hold on the o-line that can’t be reviewed, an obvious pick by the offense that also isn’t reviewable, and then the db touches the reciever a split second before the ball…

Am I crazy or does this new blogger have the worst tone and takes of all the Deadspin writers?

“The only way to fix the NFL, though, is to take steps toward eliminating replay altogether.”

I hope the Saints lose because it will probably make Whistle Guy sad.

“Hail to the Redskins/Hail victory/Braves on the warpath/Fight for old Dixie!”

Surely one of the other 31 teams in the league has an opening for him at H-VAC.

Who else was sitting there just waiting for them to flag Matthew’s sack towards the end of the game?

Eli Manning is more like Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Drunk and crop-dusting the wrong field.

Who gives him a tryout first - the Cowboys or the Bengals?