Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

I created a burner account specifically to give this a star.

Jarvis Landry clarified his comments about “we’re going to win.” He just said he meant “You play to win the game.”

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

He’s getting to be more meta world peace than Metta World Peace himself 

It’s only Thursday and I have already lost my fantasy game this week.

“Soory we beat you, eh?”

Nah.

“Chinese people buy shoes too.”

Enes Kanter Appears To Take Shot At LeBron James’s China Comments...

apples and mandarins

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

What, you’re telling me that the San Francisco Chinamen are offensive somehow?

And here I thought it was Holden Magroin.

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

Watching Vinny Testaverde Jr. complete a pass to Joe Horn Jr. would be the most XFL 2 thing ever.

phase five is kickers, punters, and everyone who didn’t get drafted in first four phases (so maybe Christian Hackenberg?)

So Landry Jones was assigned to Dallas solely because of his name, right?

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

The cart had to be carted off the field.