The real story here is that someone was wearing Snapchat Spectacles. I have never seen them out in the wild.

Hey Deadspin, I’m a female! Females get head, too!

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

Yes but the problem with unregulated capitalism is you eventually run out of a taxable Middle class.

If you want to save time, I wouldn’t bother with a hydration belt. It is lugging extra weight. If you are running a marathon, you wouldn’t bring all your water (2-3 L) with you right?

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

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Can I interest you in a publicly-funded stadium which will totally be paid back by revenues from tourists?

Ivanka Trump couldn’t agree more.

Shingles?

If the Cardinals continue to play like this we’ll have to stickum near the bottom of the division.

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

What nanny? The woman is his wife: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4300896/BBC-expert-s-live-interview-gatecrashed-children.html

I’m amazed at the speed of the 2nd one. 35, 40 mph??

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

“humour”

Jays fan confirmed

“Van Helsing staked pain in me.” - Dracula

Christ who actually pays for their splash mountain picture?