I dunno, man... Mall parking lots can be fierce. Probably ought to put a winch on it first. 

Yikes. 

That makes a lot more sense. Maybe my sense of humor is out of calibration today. 

It’ll brick itself when it gets wet. 

True, but the GAU-8 will get more clicks. I’d click to watch that. 

$108,000 for one year’s college tuition? Where TF are people dropping that kind of coin??

The plastic engine cover. I don’t know why they make it look pretty as I’m guessing that nobody really cares or notices except for mechanics who have to remove the damn thing to work on the car. 

I genuinely hope the driver of the vehicle (responsible party) gets bitch slapped with all the charges for not having these kids properly restrained. 

They couldn’t get work naming NASCAR races.

Not a tragic blimp accident?

1st Gear: Good. 

Nah. Someone will troll it. 

It just needs a new air filter. But that’s an engine and trans out operation, so it’s gonna set him back $75k. 

This thing is a convincing argument for there being no god. 

If I had stupid money, I would buy this and turn it into an RV. I don’t, so you can keep your comments about preserving automotive history to yourself ya haters. 

I came of age during the malaise era, but everything sucked then, so I’m not going to list the slow-ass cars I drove in my younger days. What I will say is that the absolute worst thing I’ve driven was an Altima with the 2.5L I-4 and a CVT. And these were newer company cars, not the BHPH specials we all loathe now.…

She heard that. 

Let’s add that people in Mississippi have no clue what you’re supposed to do with an acceleration ramp onto an interstate. They dawdle along at ~30mph, then when they get ON the interstate begin to accelerate. It’s maddening. 

That’s a lot of leather conditioner. If you can look past that, I’m good with it. NP

Hell yeah, brother.