Classic Jalop would have done 18 slides of the Cybertruck.

ND noppity nope nope nope

Well... I mean, disclaimer not valid on Boeing?

You are entitled to your opinion about the Fox being the worst Mustang.....even though you are dead fucking wrong. 

Worst Mustang?

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

Imagine you have $120k to blow on a car. And instead of buying a Range Rover, X7, Escalade, GLS or QX80 you say “yep, I’ll buy a tuna can on wheels”.

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”

I won’t shed a tear for any of them.

I’m about to get rid of mine. Carmax can have it. 

The funny thing is I had to double-check it.

The BMW XM.

Are you SURE that isn’t a Rogue?

Cargo shorts catching strays out here. If the modern fanny pack is a thing, I’m not going to apologize for loving pockets.

Whatever their abuser tells them is real, is real to them. They are so deep in their bullshit that they would have a complete ego death meltdown if they actually realized what’s going on.

The bottom line - not that many people understand how tariff works. Or care to.

Nissan Altima. It’s a meme, and not a good one.

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

The only way this is a NP is if a hella enthusiast who built their whole personality around the aesthetic of this truck needed something to demonstrate to the world that they peaked in HS. No Dice.