That’s nothing. There’s a great documentary starring Nicholas Cage about a crew that stole 50 cars in a single night. 

Time to bring back the “Crack Pipe” moniker for this one. I might give ‘em $1500 for that thing, but $6k? No friggin’ way. 

1st gear: Bad Orange Man doesn’t know what he’s talking about? Inconceivable. Fake news. 

That’s a pretty neat looking car and I bet it’s a hoot to drive. Buuuuuuut... Not for $20k. Cut that in half and we’ll talk. 

Vance is following in Mike Pence’s footsteps. He sold his soul for his political career. Sadly, he learned nothing from what happened to Pence but I can guarantee that The Orange Menace will sell him down the river if he becomes even a slight inconvenience to him. 

That plane crash is going to mess up the tour. 

So you’re saying that one company/software having a monopoly on something is bad?

I’m just going to head you off right there. 

In some areas, DOT trucks are equipped with katanas because you just never know. I do believe NYC has some of their fleet so outfitted. If it’s not an elderly mobster, it could be a jackwagon on a Citibike. 

I love encountering fellow Sears alum. Sears 4 Lyf. 

They will replace the Altimas. 

At least he didn’t roll coal before hitting them?

Bargain basement brakes do not last as long as top shelf. I spent years doing my brakes once a year because I just assumed I used my brakes that much. Then I finally switched gears and bought the “gold” variety and was shocked to discover they lasted waaaaaay longer. 

I was violently opposed when my wife suggested we go minivan to make life easy with our two kids. The deal went through (because she gets to pick her vehicle)... And I quickly saw the light. I am now a minivan evangelist for people with kids. Come forth, behold and worship at the altar of the minivan and the  slidey…

“Basically, a lot of buyers felt that when they were off-roading their Acadia, they’d like to be a bit more visible, and that’s where the corner lights come in.”

Thankfully, there was a good guy with a gun.

Ah, yes, the Bonnie and Clyde method of crime prevention. Some shot guns, a couple BARs, and a few Thompsons to prevent recidivism.  

This is the second photo I’ve seen of him ostensibly writing. What could he possibly be writing about? “Dear diary, I was a douchenozzle again today in my too-loud car...” 

Batteries. 

But did he get to keep his cartoon shoes?? Inquiring minds want to know!!