The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

Oh, that was good. 

It’s really too bad that he will likely never be held fully accountable for what is clearly a ruse to avoid taxes. But that’s how the game is played. The system is set up to benefit the wealthy. 

Since I’ve been able to afford it, I’ve exclusively put Michelins on our daily drivers and have never had a complaint about them. Even if someone else gets better, we’re still far, far ahead of where we were in years past. Always having the best is going to turn into a game of incremental gains in the near future…

The gratuitous open garage showing off makes it clear the seller is a narcissistic d-bag. But also, this thing ain’t worth $35k. ND 

The “Gremlins Paradox” has haunted Gen-X for decades. 

Mogwai. 

Alternatively, he was well aware he hit someone but is blaming FSD to try to get out of it. Given time elapsed, he could have been impaired but we’ll never know now. 

The lotion that goes on its skin. 

Can confirm as a Miata owner in his late 40s. 

There should be a plot twist where Verstappen shaves his ‘stache and bends the bill on his hat.

I thought it was an IKEA commercial. 

I’m sure they were broken down. You know, the danger to manifold that causes the floorboard to fall out. 

Hubcaps. They’re called hubcaps. You can buy new ones at Pep Boys. But no amount of Pep Boys swag is going to make that monstrosity look good. 

And by the way, when the new model is released, the old model will no longer be able to reach highway speeds. 

The most recent required class added to the curriculum at MIT is “Tool Design And Use.”

Please direct me to where I can pick up a $300 Breitling.

I realize that’s an Airbus, but we’re blaming Boeing, right?

I bet this was far less dramatic in the cockpit than from the ground. 

ND. I’ll give ya $9,000 and a 20 piece McNugget with three missing.