That there is a 2007 Ford Focus. SE. You can tell by the prancing horse named “Focus.” 

You failed to mention the Jesus billboards followed by Lion’s Den. 

Native mid-westerner here. It’s well known that if there’s a tornado warning, you should IMMEDIATELY walk outside to see if you can spot it, particularly if you’re a dad. Bonus points for cracking a fresh beer as you stand there. 

Maybe it will be powered by a 130hp motor to really get that DMC feel. 

I was wondering the exact same thing. 

During my college days when I was perpetually flat broke, I blew the engine in my truck so my parents gave me a 2000 Chevy Cavalier four door former rental car. 2.2L engine, 3 speed auto, manual crank windows, no cruise, just... A car. But I held onto it (and eventually paid them for it) and wound up putting 205,000…

I suppose if they decide to build a ZR-1, it will be able to bend spacetime to its will. 

The car doesn’t match the ad. If you can’t tell that hub caps aren’t alloy wheels, what else are you misrepresenting/hiding in what you’re trying to sell?

This could have been much worse than it was. It kind of scared me at the moment but now it’s hilarious.

NP. But then you need to drop in a supercharged V8 and give it some kind of spiffy nickname. Like Draguar. Unless that’s been done. 

If someone had stuffed a rotary under the hood (or something else kinda cool), maybe, but... No. 

What insane person is spending over $1,000/mo on a car payment??? I just can’t even. 

When I renewed my DL, the clerk was SHOCKED that I said I didn’t want a Real ID since I have a passport (and, y’know, since I didn’t show up with six forms of ID, a mortgage statement, a letter from my 1st grade teacher, and a recommendation from a G20 leader). I like to think he couldn’t sleep that night because he…

My first car was an ‘84 Cutlass. It had the 231 V-6 and was pretty gutless, but man it was a beautiful car. 

“I know what it’s worth” can be translated as “I’ve overpriced this because I think mods are 1:1 when selling.” 

In the mid-90s, I saw a 1986 Buick Grand National for sale for $5,000 and I decided that was way too much to pay.

Cut the price in half and it could be a prime LS swap project. 

They’re all over in central Indiana. They’re a nuisance.

I’m sure the sorority girl’s lawyer that daddy hired will not only get the charges dismissed but they’ll successfully sue the victim’s family for damage to the Mercedes. 

I also had a question about going bigger. What’s she getting? A Caterpillar 797F?