When my wife and I were buying a car once, the finance guy somehow overlooked that we were putting 50% down on the thing and he tried very hard to get us to buy GAP insurance. I let him ramble on for a bit to amuse myself, then pointed out that it would be impossible for us to be upside down on the loan (it was for 36…

Wow. What a train wreck. And amazing, tantalizing train wreck. 

Yep. 

I work in a not great area of Indianapolis and the ratted out G35s are second only to ratted out Altimas. I usually just slow down and let them do their thing... I want no part of getting creamed by a no-insurance-having d-bag. 

A Model-T. With a Fuel Shark. 

Electric parking brake. My car is a stick (of course) so I always set the brake and I’m really concerned about how that piece of equipment is going to age and what I’m going to do about it when it inevitably fails. 

There’s a fine line between eschewing the Oxford comma and just not using one at all. 

You’re trolling us again, right?

Is the seller high? This thing MIGHT go for $2,500 to a dumb high school kid, but that’s about it. 

What is up with that rear bumper???

Factory installed Fuel Shark. 

I will seriously avoid gas stations with these things even if they’re cheaper than everyone else. For some reason, I have run into very few where there’s a functional mute button, so I just avoid ‘em all. 

I installed a Fuel Shark in my Miata. It now makes 1,200 hp, gets 600 mpg, and I hit the lottery four times. Thanks, Fuel Shark! 

They deploy automatically when someone dabs a tear with a gold encrusted silk handkerchief.

“Go Like Hell” by A. J. Baime. If you liked the movie “Ford vs Ferrari”, the book is better (as is the usual case). 

This is a joke, right?

Manual transmissions. 

After working for a tier 1 Nissan supplier on this program, I think I’d rather have a Studebaker. 

I thought they already stopped offering the diesel model.