CP for the hideous body work all by itself. Extra CP for the fact that the dealer selling it is probably shady as hell. I mean, a gravel lot used car dealer in Florida who can’t identify a supercharger?

I’ve long thought these were ugly little cars with no utility, and even though the Abarth package makes it marginally more appealing, it’s still a Fiat. Additionally, based on the stuff that’s been replaced, I can guarantee this thing has been beat to death. CP all the way.

I’m insulted someone would even try to advertise this thing at that price. CP

I literally LOLed at this. 

He was already making mad bank for being the hero of Renault and Nissan and he (allegedly) misused/stole more money from the company. How greedy/dumb do you have to be? 

On the “Let me go talk to my manager” bit, is it ever an option to just cut out the middle man and talk directly with the manager?

::insert David Tracy joke here::

LOOK AT ME! I have an airplane and other expensive toys!!

This guy has been watching too much “Mecum Auction - Europe Edition.” CP 

Why would you go through the trouble of replacing an oil pump and a clutch on an engine with 18,000 miles?

The star is for the handle. 

Points awarded. 

I think the definition of “old car” changes with time due to cars becoming better, more reliable machines overall. When I was a senior in high school, I drove a car that was 11 years old, had 130,000 miles on it, lots of systems had ceased to function on it, and was slowly rusting into oblivion (the car was an ‘84…

Beat me to it. 

My Sears automotive memory centers around my time working at a Sears Auto Center, and it is not a pleasant memory. Not because of Sears per se, but because of all the (well, mostly) stupid, annoying customers coming in and wanting to put Sears’s shitty Guardsman tires on their cars and then coming back to bitch about…

It looks like an overgrown Ford Festiva from the 90s. 

I’m sure I’m going to be called a heretic for this, but behold: The Chevrolet Malibu Maxx.

This is a joke, right?

E36.

I’m a G-body fanboy and I see this as blasphemy. They ruined a perfectly good example of my favorite 80s car. CP so hard it creates a singularity.