Came here to say this. 

No. Just... No.  

They traded in their 1975 Camaro because they thought 35,000 miles was too high. They bought a 1979 four-cylinder powered Mercury Capri.

This is the ugliest generation of Corvette IMO and without detail on that engine, I’m completely turned off. GM does (or did) sell a crate 350 rated at a whopping 260 hp. Why do I bring that up? Because it demonstrates that having a 350 does not always mean tons of power.  CP  

I bet there’s some collector out there that would pony up the cash for this, but I seriously doubt any collector that knows what he’s doing would drop this much money on it. CP 

I once saw one that someone had bolted angle iron to underneath to keep it from breaking in half. 

If it was unmolested, maybe $6,000. But all the mods just detract from its appeal for me, so not even at $6k.  

When we were buying my wife’s car, we had to sit there while the guy did his best to sell us on this ultra-mega-bumper-to-bumper warranty that we HAD to have since we were buying a used car and DOOM would find us otherwise. My wife patiently waited for him to finish his spiel, then looked at me and said “Did he…

I had my license for three months.  After begging and pleading, my parents let me drive to school.  It was hot out and had been raining, so the roads were a little slick, conditions that were treacherous to a dumb 16 year-old with little real experience.  I was going too fast (something I still haven’t grown out of)…

A coat of wax, a little TLC, a SBC and you’re all set.  NP!  

NO.

Came here to say this.  

Is it worth the asking price? Probably.

First car I bought with my own money was an ‘87 coupe with the 2.0L SOHC and a five speed stick. And the half pop-up headlights worked! It was actually a pretty fun car to drive until I wrapped it around a tree in the middle of a snow storm.  

One of my friends was having a fall party and I was helping to set up. We had gotten a keg of beer, as one does, and two of the guys went out back to set up the tub for the keg/ice. I decided I couldn’t wait for them and, in a vulgar display of testosterone, I picked up the keg of beer out of the truck and carried it…

Mythbusters did, but only to prove whether the airbag would cause serious injury or not.  

Do they live in a castle? 

Neutral: Leaded gasoline.

Hmm.  Maybe my car insurance will pay for new glass every two years.  Works for vision plans, right?  

I would pay ALL THE MONIES for the transitions style glass mentioned by WhiskeySnob.  That is the best idea on this list IMO.