Oh please. Scrotums are the fucking wimpiest body part in existence, other than the penis. Vaginas, on the other hand, can take a damn good beating. Anatomy 101 for you!

Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.

But the only reason the seat gets pissy is because of hover-ers! What a terrible cycle brought on by that first fateful hover-er.

Women who hover while they pee are my biggest pet peeve. Presumably they do it to avoid the pee that has been sprayed all over the seat. Don't you realize that YOU are the cause of the problem you're trying to avoid?!

Let me preface this by saying that regardless of why the mother wasnt there to pick up her child on time this is inexcusable. But why was this woman at home and sleeping while her kid was at night care? And in this day and age of smartphones, cell phones.... And I dont know..... Clocks? Didnt she set an alarm?

Alternately, you could just wash your face at night like a sensible person. I wear a full face of makeup pretty much every day, and my skin is great because I take care of it.

Ahhhh, people like you make being outside the norm such a treat.

um...that's not what's implied at all.

I honestly don't know what people are trying to convey when they either close their eyes or look away from the camera when they are taking a selfie. It's like, "You ain't sleep! You're taking the picture."

MINDY GIVE ME YOUR SHOES!

I want everyone to think about how much hard posing goes in to these 'I'm looking off in to the distance or have my eyes shut while looking cute and disheveled in bed/in a hammock/on the couch' selfies. I look at those pics and can't help but think 'loser.'

I do this. It's because my day job is so soul-sucking I have to artificially extend my free time hours to feel as though my life is not an empty pit of drudgery.

My parents used to own a small Chinese takeaway back in Ireland. One day, it came to our attention that the "travellers" were coming. At the time we had no idea who they were - we soon learned. These Travellers (I'll capitalise the t because that's why they were collectively known) soon pulled into the carpark of…

It's a typo. It's supposed to say "a morally."

No, what you're actually doing is making sarcastic comments and now denying that you're doing so. It's clear you disagree with me, but instead of communicating clearly why you think I'm wrong (perhaps because you're unable to do so) you're just playing games. This is a debate strategy that might work in middle…

You do realize you slow down by taking your foot off of the gas too, right? You think that he really had to press the brakes at 60mph to slow down, not just ease up off the gas just enough to drop down 5mph to her speed? When was the last time you weren't in traffic on a highway, had to slightly slow down, and…

I thought Hippocrates vowed to do only good.

I have no real problem with this woman and how she lives her life and even if she wants to motivate others to get fit, but the no excuses thing is just dumb. My "excuse" would be that... I just don't feel the need to look like a fitness model. I prioritize exercise and health, to a reasonable degree, because I want…

haha, except it's "err."