Mitsubishi gave me a Mirage. I didn't report it because it was under the $50 limit.

Can't hear you over the sound of freedom that is our two generations of bombers after the b52

Jay had better be careful as the Sultan controls the world's largest supply of denim.

Must have been a lack of air FLO over the wings

I'll admit. I read the headline and laughed. I then went oh crap I hope he's OK. I saw he was OK and then laughed even harder. I guess 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance, but it isn't enough to oh I don't know someone else finish the damn joke I'm drawin g a blank.

Any BMW, apparently.

How many of these will be bought because the man got caught cheating? I'm setting the line at 50 percent.

Challenge accepted.

Neutral: Why do you really think Toyota moved to Texas?

Welp, I guess I'm no longer letting anyone borrow my car.

English bus story: My granddad was a bus driver long ago in Stockport, England. According to my dad, he once had a charter to take a group of people to see family members at a hospital (or something along those lines). When he got there and let the people off, he was confronted by some sort of parking lot attendant…

The little prince is a speed freak, who knew?

If this doesn't prove Minis are too big, I don't know what does.

they also give 'em blankets to keep the turbos snuggly wuggly so they can sleep nice and sound all cozy in that engine bay

"I'd take an S8 over the new SClass today."
That is ridiculous.