I heart my bike

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best

Doing the same thing Concorde did but decades later and for fewer passengers. Wow.

Wearing what appear to be Air Jordans with his Army costume?

Oh look who’s new here!

The sad truth is, that’s not even the worst used car dealer commerial in Wichita.

Lexus LS

Toyota Rally cheaty turbo

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Tales from the New Horizons

A smart would drive a pickup truck...

Couldn’t they have picked a less lovable F1 driver to target? =/

Given the price of this car and the complexity of its construction they have to cut corners somewhere. It is incredibly cheap for what it is. I never understood why people care so much about minute interior elements.

*yawn*

Why do Vipers not FLY out of the dealership? A three-year-old used Ferrari California pulls down $200K, but Dodge had to reduce the price of the base Viper by $15K in order to sell any at $100K. New. With a warranty.

Yeah, it is a little weird, I was looking for a better one, but then I couldn't resist a shot next to it's mid-engined fellow.

Full disclosure: I am an Alfisti. First new car purchased: 74 GTV (in 1975). SCCA and SVRA track cars: 2 GTV’s of course. Daily drivers: 78 Alfetta Sedan, 88 Milano Verde and 92 164S. Then Alfa US went dark. Until now.

Did you read the article at all?