midengineer
midengineer
midengineer

Things to take away:

He's got this. Everybody get on the bandwagon.

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

Does it come with a stapler?

This one right here:

Hennesey Venom GT

...I kinda like that.

Message has been sent and hopefully received. He'll get the sentence reduced on appeal. The original sentence gets plastered all over the media. The reduced sentence is buried on page 12E, is not noticed by anyone who cares.

The real question: if you have to choose between a MiG and a Veyron SS, what color will you paint your new MiG?

A friend brought this up a long time ago, why do we hold Swiss Army knives in such esteem? What the heck has the Swiss Army ever done except declare neutrality and get rolled over a few times?

Money talks, Bernie walks.

1st-gen Toyota Celica GT fastback: The Mustang that went on a diet.

He prefers external combustion