I’ve worked retail/food service on an off for more than 20 years! At no time ever, never ever, have I or any of my colleagues ever contemplated calling the police when customers were in the store 15-20, even 30 minutes after we closed. Never, ever!

Uhm, NO. If they wanted no one to enter the restaurant because they were closed, lock the door and let patrons out as they leave. In any case there was NO NEED for the off-duty(HA) officer to lay his hands on anyone. As someone said below, if Samantha, Becky and Karen were in the bathroom, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Anyone who’s worked service knows there’s a such thing as a locked door. If a restaurant, still filled with people, is so pressed at the thought of additional people entering for any reason, why not have a host posted at the door to guide patrons out and refuse new entries? These women ‘strolled in’, ‘ignored staff’,…

They’re both just copying Paul Rudd...

There is a lot of fault in the stars they picked for this bit.

I see new life for BBC Mom:

I would like to join this group even if it turns out to be a cult.

If I could have Adam Rippon and Lin-Manuel Miranda as my personal life coaches, I could take over the entire galaxy before lunch.

ugh this is so annoying. so what that it’s only been a year? i’m no amy schumer stan but this argument along with the “oh my god they’re so young” just really irks me.

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

My mom loves the Hallmark Christmas movies, so like all good Jews we ate chinese food and marathoned them on Christmas Day.

Maybe the perfect Valentine’s Day for a long-married couple - we watch one Hallmark movie about chaste white upper-middle class romance, and one movie where a cop on the edge who defies all the rules saves everything by killing bad guys and blowing shit up.

I have a trust, which is good. I would also want to remain anonymous, of course, my plan for the money would bring me into the spot light. i want to essentially, establish an abortion underground railroad. I’d establish services in all the states that have no clinics, we’d set up transportation, childcare, money for…

I have never liked his movies anyways. I love action movies but his movies always cross the line. Always. I have specifically not watched his latest movies even when they are offered for free to watch. I just pass right by.

Exactly. And Quentin dated Mira Sorvino back in the day too, after she won her Oscar for working for another disgusting man, Woody Allen.

I was more thinking about one’s neighbors, especially upstairs.

Smoking weed in a hotel room is just as much a dick move as smoking tobacco.

“I’m an Oscar-nominated actress who turned in an iconic performance for Scorsese, and yet I will forever be known for pretending that an upskirt shot taken in front of three male actors, a director and twenty crew was something that I enjoyed and gave me power in the scene. Are you sure this is the question you want…

Did someone say Soul Train ?

This applies to you AND Spacey.