They are goddamned grown men capable of making their own choices. They CHOSE to be assholes. Don’t blame the parents.

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

• Megyn Kelly asked the audience if they remember the Menendez murders.

There is no way Dan Savage would suggest that in this case. What he suggests is that SOME people in CERTAIN situations have permission to cheat, i.e. people married to someone who is terminal or has a chronic illness, who will not allow for divorce or an open relationship. In this case, I feel very confident that Dan…

So, that’s where Ted Cruz comes from.

And now I have Slayer’s “Dead Skin Mask” playing in my head. Damn, that’s creepy.

She looks like my Aunt Liz, when Liz was much younger. Both very scary.

Why are their legs so long?

Aw, I think they’re cute! My friends have told me no one wants to sleep in my house! But they find weird dolls for me.

I kind of love her evil smirk.

Are the dolls controlling you right now?

I love her dolls! They’d be friends with mine:

Could be worse...

I fucking hate dolls. Always have, always will.

I vote that Disney go back to selling that version of Mickey & Minnie.

Dude, these are nothing. The local museum has a large antique doll collection (like hundreds of soulless eyes gazing at you with only one exit) and there are much more terrifying dolls.

This whole exchange has been a joy, but I need to tell you that once you wrote this:

I really want someone to tell me HOW to do the things you’re asking me to do. Because every comment, every action, or every inaction I take seems like the wrong thing. Is this my fight? Should I get out of the way? I really don’t know how to react to any of this. This is the first post I’ve made regarding the awful…