Tell us more? You had season tickets at Jack Murphy, and retained them at the soccer stadium, or you’re a new ticket holder? Or a former season ticket holder?

Can we please, please, at long last, move the Spanos family up the charts as some of the worst owners in the NFL? Please? For fuck’s sake?

It’s a little known fact that Antonio Gates played basketball in college. Maybe the Charges can use that to their advantage this season.

Wait, those two guys on the left aren’t twins? Or even brothers?

TRIED? No, I never tried. Took some measurements, did some math, checked how far I could bend forward and decided it was impossible. Sure, I did THAT! But I never tried.

Trump : Mooch :: Obama : Keegan-Michael Key’s Luther

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

Before today, I would have married my computer, but after it fucked up Kinja as badly as it has today, I’m getting cold feet.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Sigh.

Lol. I’m not saying quarterbacks don’t need to be able to do athletic things. I’m saying they don’t rely on athleticism to the degree other players do. A quarterback’s success has more to do with reading defenses and making good decisions than speed or strength.

Tony Romo

He is arguably the most important player. You cannot make an argument that anyone will take seriously that he is the best player on the team. Durant is the second best player in the league and Steph is somewhere around 3-5. Draymond is more like 10-15.

If we’re talking “indispensable” -

Yea, I don’t know if there’s a precise way to value “Scores 35 one night, shoots 4 for 9 the next night, busts ass off the ball on offense and plays great defense both nights. Seems content with this.” But it’s clearly worth a lot to the Warriors right now.

Yeah but analytics can’t measure having an amazing name like “Sedale Threatt”

My issue is this: race-swapping doesn’t solve the problem of a lack of diversity, or even really address it. All you’re doing with a race swap is putting a different shade of paint on something that is, and was, white. White in perspective, white in motivation, white in voice and tone. You can tweak the origin, or…

Fun fact: Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant were once all on the same team.

Have you tried antiquing to fill the void? Yeah it sucks horribly but it sure beats listening to Whitlock, Screaming A. and the rest of the jackoffs that have killed my passion to watch sports.

...or the mechanic shop, or the dentist waiting room, etc. All places I hate, which makes me hate those shows even more.