I don’t know ratings are measured, but I feel like many of these shows are just on in the background at airport bars and barbershops. And places like TGI Friday’s.

Thank you for providing backing for my pet theory that Phil Jackson is not an amazing basketball coach, he is an amazing psychologist. When ‘99-vintage Kobe and Shaq are getting along, *I* could coach them to an NBA championship - his accomplishment was in generating team unity, not brilliant tactics.

I worked retail for a bit when I went back to school and hooboy: I will never ever take my freedom for granted again. It sucks to have someone come over and tell you - whether you’re hungry or not - that this is your Big Chance to eat, go to the bathroom, and generally be a human for a minute.

Crazy to think that people only five years younger than me and that graduated college in 2003 are considered millennials. I’m less than five years older than the oldest millennials.

As a pro sports organization, I think your job is to work with the players you have (especially when you voluntarily pick them in the draft!) and try to help them be productive despite whatever attitude or maturity problems they may have.

Ha, I got to be a part of the interview process for a position that’s going to be my new boss. (It seems a good practice, but is probably a “perk” of my job.) My current boss said, “As you evaluate the candidates, think to yourself, ‘Is this the kind of person you want knocking on your cubicle door?’”

Was the internet ubiquitous when you were old enough to use a computer? You’re a millenial.

Hear hear! My wife is so indecisive, she gets out of the car (after the engine is stopped and I have unstrapped and shoed a toddler) and hesitates like she can’t decide if she should walk towards the store we just drove to or get back in the car.

Same here; I have a friend who needs to answer a very important phone line, so her time is super regimented. Meanwhile, I pretty much take 2 hour lunches on the regular. Creative work is the best because my internet browsing looks the same as research, and typing behind my close cubicle door sounds like the writing…

I usually eat at 11:30 because I get up at 5 am and I want to beat everyone else to the deliciousness. I didn’t get to eat until 2:30 today because of fucking meetings and I wanted to murder someone.

“What’s more...a shit-ton, a shit-load, or an ass-load? This has been heavily debated amongst my group of friends for years.”

Men have their issues, but they know damn well to enjoy the best parts of things.

Ass load<Shit load<Shit Ton<Fuck Ton<Metric Fuck Ton

I don’t know who these people are that aren’t drinking during the 1pm games (I live in eastern time).

I have never figured out why I’m such a magnet for them. One time I got pulled over because they wanted to see if my window tint was legal. It was. I’m not a “car person” and just bought the car and left the tint how it was from the damn manufacturer. The last ticket I got was the dude had fucking laser eyes and could…

Greenville isn’t too bad, you just have to go through a lot of shit to get there. I’d still choose Charleston over any place in NC though, with the possible exception of Asheville.

I definitely rode in the bed of my dad’s pick up. usually with an assortment of gnarly tools and our German shepherd as company! I also once climbed up and laid across the shelf behind the back seat of our car. It was cold out and the sun coming through the rear window made it feel like I was laying in a nice warm…

What’s the best nickname for a big, satisfying sandwich: Sammich, sammie, or sando? I gotta go with sando.

fuck that I feel I did a service by eating leftover chinese in a timely manner before it starts stinking up the fridge in a day or so... come to think of it that may be the reason you never feel good after eating chinese

It could be a touchy subject. Maybe he has a history of eating her leftover food without asking and doesn’t want to poke the bear. If that’s the case, the conversation would immediately cease being about that one eggroll and would become about all the times he’s eaten her food before.